• Who That Is?

    The Empire, Trash compactors, Ice Monsters, Your Dad always trying to kill you...

    It's a tough gig fighting in the Rebellion.

    Just like it's hard for women to resist a man with a long lightsaber.

    Just another one of the many hazards of being a Master Jedi...

    That, and intergalactic child support. 



    A percentage from every t-shirt sold will be donated to St. Jude Children's Hospital.


      Design printed on 60/40 poly/cotton blend. 

      Lightweight, soft fabric.

      Tear away neck label for comfort


      Turn t-shirt inside out before washing and drying. Do not iron on side with design.



      We want you to always be ahead of the game. And that means that you're out there telling the world things they would have liked to find out for themselves. But this can only happen if you are happy with your purchases and wear them incessantly. We want you to wear your SpoilerAlertTees with pride, and love them as much as we loved creating them for you.

      On the off chance that you are not super stoked with your purchase, give us a shout. We’ll work with you to replace any items you are unsatisfied with or that arrive damaged or defective within 30 days from your purchase. Guaranteed.

    $25.00 Regular Price
    $15.00Sale Price